sexy man that is verry orgasmic is missing 5 toes on each foot and it the defantion of cancer but he has a big peepee
mom: hey honey i fucked carter and cheated on you
dad:its okay huny i hear he is verry orgasmic
son: im carter and im ur fucin son and u fucked me
dad:its okay huny i hear he is verry orgasmic
son: im carter and im ur fucin son and u fucked me
by isabelle6969 April 1, 2021
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*Kaleb Carter bursts through the window cuz he's cool like that"
(All the students) "WOAH, ITS KALEB CARTER!!!"
*Kaleb Carter bursts through the window cuz he's cool like that"
(All the students) "WOAH, ITS KALEB CARTER!!!"
by Nina.Beanz August 13, 2023
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Get the Carter steel mug.the bestest boy. the perfect one. the one who is so nice and will be friends with everyone. the one who is so attractive. the one who gets all the girls and his friend MickeyC gets jealous bc he knows carter is better looking than him. the one who cares ab you. the one who would do anything for you. the one who is the bestest boy to you. the one who is the closest to perfect. the one who is loved and liked by everyone. the sporty one. the one who loves u and cures ur depression and sadness. the one whose name is carter w.
by 123rando456 October 28, 2020
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An unstoppable chip often taken near the corner line of the box that has the keepers life and is gauranteed to go in if taken by the footballing legend Dylan Carter.
An unstoppable chip often taken near the corner line of the box that has the keepers life and is gauranteed to go in if taken by the footballing legend Dylan Carter.
by WildWillez June 20, 2022
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A man that has a ENORMOUS ERECT PENILE SHAFT, an drop dead handsome face, an absolutely sexy body, and beautiful hair . Carters are always so kind and welcoming, no matter the situation or who it is, these gems only come out of 1/1,000 men but when you have one around. He is an absolute sex god and is serious in the situations that count. and if you are really lucky you can get a Carter that plays the #1 sport in the world, hockey. Even though these only come 1/10,000 Carters it is worth the patience.
Boy 1: "Damn did you see that Carter? He's so cool and awesome."
Boy 2: "I just really hopes he doesn't steal my girl."
Boy 3 (Hopefully me): "Damn I just wanna get railed by him all night long and would take devious back shots from him."
Girl 1: "Damn that Carter is so sexy and cool I wish I had a boy like him in my life"
Girl 2: "Yeah I really like him, I heard he has a enormous erect penile shaft."
Girl 3: "I got plowed by Carter all night long last night, he is a sex god, I can barely walk right now."
Boy 2: "I just really hopes he doesn't steal my girl."
Boy 3 (Hopefully me): "Damn I just wanna get railed by him all night long and would take devious back shots from him."
Girl 1: "Damn that Carter is so sexy and cool I wish I had a boy like him in my life"
Girl 2: "Yeah I really like him, I heard he has a enormous erect penile shaft."
Girl 3: "I got plowed by Carter all night long last night, he is a sex god, I can barely walk right now."
by Totally Not Nash December 23, 2024
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