To comb one's pubic hair.
by Ironic Username November 8, 2017
Get the Raking the Carpetmug. A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
Get the Carpet Pizzamug. A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.
by URBOISOMECOOLSHIPYANKUREAR December 16, 2019
Get the Carpetmug. Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.
by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022
Get the Carpetmug. When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.
by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017
Get the braided carpetmug. It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
Get the Carpet Manmug. by duemoturion June 10, 2017
Get the corporal carpetmug.