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Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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Carpet Man

A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
by Madfor December 28, 2021
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sex carpet

referring to a carpet in someone’s house that someone has or will have sex on
sure you can sleep on the sex carpet
yo i didn’t know you had a sex carpet
by zoesworld420 April 2, 2022
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Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.
by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022
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Carpet Dying

When you Fucking a bitch and you pee in her hair
" Yo, me and Samantha did some carpet dying last night! best thing every!"
by Foulcreature March 21, 2022
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roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022
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