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Congratulashayla

One of the Top 50 girls names in the world. See Youtube. Always a winner, Congratulashayla always has a reason to celebrate. Champagne personality on a beer budget she's real and sweet and kind and has nice fingers.
I just found out Congratulashayla won the lottery... again.
by CrazyDiamond80 September 30, 2011
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conformatron

One who:
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus

3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarrassment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault
The boss's conformatron is screwing us over

That conformatron is a tool

I feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.

He couldn't help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil's advocate.
by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012
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condoozaling

Mingling with a lesbian friend who happens to be in love with you when you're straight as an arrow.
Jasmine was was caught condoozaling with Eleanor in the pizza parlor.
by Princess Tatiana February 1, 2013
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Conditsis

The word Conditsis was formed many years ago by the gods and angels in the heavens above. The Greek gods themselves were creating their newest, most advanced specimens yet and were heavily impressed by their own results. They doubted such a perfect life form could ever be created. Days passed as they tried to name this complexion and eventually their profound thinking came to an exhaustion. This is when the angels were called in for help. Even the angels were straining to comprehend how such a life form could exist. They couldn't bear the pressure of naming them. Leaving it to fate was the only option left. So they grabbed a few scrabble tiles from the game they were playing earlier, chucked them into a little sack and pulled out the perfect combination of 9 tiles ever seen. The surname Conditsis was born.

Some say even today, just by inheriting the surname, your body will transform into an ultimate chiseled unit, wielding abs that can crush mountains, a mind too intelligent to sympathize and a chest in which the rest of the human race comfortably shelters underneath its protection.
Guy No1: Hey is that a Conditsis?!
Guy No2: yeahp, thats billy
by bilaye August 31, 2013
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Constipatory

Foods that make you constipated
Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit
by EatABagOfDicks! April 21, 2015
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Constipated

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018
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Congratulations Effect

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.
Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!
by MeatScepter April 2, 2019
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