white person: "The colored girl, not the white one".
black person: "Are you calling me a slave?"
white person: "No."
black person: "Well, you said the word colored and that word is what you all use to describe us as you are hanging us."
white person: "umm, I was trying to be respectful".
black person: "Well, you are a cracker."
--and this is ok, apparently.
black person: "Are you calling me a slave?"
white person: "No."
black person: "Well, you said the word colored and that word is what you all use to describe us as you are hanging us."
white person: "umm, I was trying to be respectful".
black person: "Well, you are a cracker."
--and this is ok, apparently.
by grrllw675 October 20, 2008
Get the colored mug.When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
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Coloring is a code word for sex as used in the movie Sex In The City. When you don't want someone or a group of someones to know you're talking about sex, or if you're in a public place where the word is not acceptable, sex is referred to as "coloring".
ERIC: Kamron I got all dress up and made you this nice dinner because you said there would be coloring tonight!
KAMRON: I'm not in the mood for coloring. I have a headache.
KAMRON: I'm not in the mood for coloring. I have a headache.
by Naked Ninja Quel June 26, 2008
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Brock: Hella word!
(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.
Brock: Hella word!
(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.
by ican'tremember34 December 14, 2010
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