The most amazing guy you could ever know and meet. A literal transcription of God's eternal love for humanity. Not only kind, intelligent and empathetic, but also a sexy mofo with great abs. He is a badass, whose ass isn't bad at all. And he does all this without even trying. Now imagine him trying!
Example 1:
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."
Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."
Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"
by Chad Broski Maximum April 22, 2022
Get the Christevan mug.It's when you're sad because Christmas has passed, and you know that you're going to have to wait almost a year before the next time you get free stuff other than your birthday.
Bro 1: "You don't look so hot, are you okay?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."
by Clemens Hemmingway December 5, 2010
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by 👨🏻🎓 January 28, 2018
Get the my christian server mug.A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.
Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*
Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*
Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"
Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."
Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"
Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*
Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*
Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"
Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."
Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"
Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*
by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019
Get the Devout Christian Mom mug.The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".
"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."
by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017
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2. A huge, muscular gay man from Resident Evil.
3. His abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor or looks. Simply put, the hottest guy you'll ever meet.
3.1. His hair will always be on point and so
will his looks and abs (dont forget about
his dick).
4. A man so sexy he's responsible for gay awakenings.
2. A huge, muscular gay man from Resident Evil.
3. His abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor or looks. Simply put, the hottest guy you'll ever meet.
3.1. His hair will always be on point and so
will his looks and abs (dont forget about
his dick).
4. A man so sexy he's responsible for gay awakenings.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: Do you know that one
Resident Evil character who is gay?
Person 2: You mean Chris Redfield?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 1: Do you know that one
Resident Evil character who is gay?
Person 2: You mean Chris Redfield?
Person 1: Yeah.
by chrisredfieldsholster August 17, 2022
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by Carolinebee July 1, 2017
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