pseudo-chop

a "pork" chop made from soy or other meat substitute

I stopped by the new vegan restaurant to try their pseudo-chops!

by pradaboy August 28, 2010

arse-chops

The buttocks

If you dont shut-up, im gonna ram my fist between your arse-chops

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

Mantis Chop

A fast moving, flat handed, finger stab, from the bent elbo position. A Mantis chop is usually deployed to the chest, but under extreme circumstances it is ideal to Mantis Chop the neck. When Mantis Chopping it is common for the striking Mantis to yell "Mantis Chop" with high pitch emphasis on the word "Mantis."

"If Elliot eats the last slice of pizza I swear I'm gonna Mantis Chop his neck."

"Ashley! God Damn it! Quite Mantis Chopping me!"

by AshLee BernWell September 20, 2016

Chop over

Originally started by Jesus and his followers, a "chop over" is gathering of 3 or more of the greatest intellects in the world over the course of one night. The gathering consists of discuss serious matters and riding the all mighty wagon to the break of dawn It is thought that the word originated from pork chop and sleepover. The importance of a chop over is compared to St. Patrick's Day.

"Hey guys, let's have a chop over tonight!" "TONIGHT WE RIDE!

by The Coachman February 14, 2012

onion chopped

When a person is fucked SO hard they cry...but in a good way.

Man....I onion chopped that bitch so hard she used my whole box of Kleenex.

by Stachaleenda April 10, 2016

bernard chops

from the UK meaning sideburns.

Look at those bernard chops along the side of her face.

by commoner31 September 29, 2006

Pork-chopping

To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop

I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!

by JoshGuar February 8, 2015