nonference call

In business, a conference call that essentially accomplishes nothing after an hour of talking.

"Oh no, we have another nonference call at 2 today. What a waste of time!"

by Team WTF March 31, 2009

purse call

When someone unintentionally calls you on their cell phone while it is still in their purse. Usually the result of digging around their purse or putting something in it, which results in unintentionally speed dialing a person. The person on the other end can usually hear garbled conversations either live in person or on voicemail for an undefinite period of time that can be lengthy.

Hey, I think you just purse called me. Please hang up your phone so that I'm not spying on your conversations.

by cocochronicles March 25, 2010

fauxn call

N. a faux phone call, or a phone call where there is in fact nobody on the other side, where one holds their cell phone to their ear and goes off on a monologue, often times pausing or gesticulating in order to imply a conversation. Often times used when loitering for extended periods to make it appear as though you are waiting for somebody or are doing something other than standing around aimlessly.

Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.

I was at the store and I saw my ex from a couple years back checking out. I immediately whipped out my phone and began a fauxn call until she left.

I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.

by JustBonds May 24, 2011

Conference call of nature

When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.

You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature

by crc5654 September 24, 2011

That Call of Duty Lag

When a person is really slow to react, like in Call of Duty when you lag.

Person 1: Hey dude! Your girlfriend cheated on you!
Person 2: *quietly stands there for 30 seconds* SHE WHAT?!
Person 1: Man, you've got that Call of Duty Lag.

by TeabagTheTurtle October 31, 2012

Roll call before the pants fall

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.

John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.

by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012

dooby call

A late night summons, often made by telephone to arrange for clandestine mind altering liaison through the use of marijuana on an ad hoc basis, or when you happen to be out of pot.

Dude, I was gonna go to bed early but Daryl dooby called me and I ended up smoking until 5am.

by OGHesterPrynne July 14, 2016