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naked floss

The action where holding each end, you put a towel between your legs, and floss your genitals dry by pulling it forward and backwards.
After I shower to dry my taint I do the naked floss.
by Ceige15 January 25, 2018
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Naked

Jonah’s normal resting state.
Look guys! Jonah’s naked!
by The big cheese 574 July 13, 2023
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Tits naked

Not naked, yet not fully clothed; wearing lower attire only.
‘I went to vomit outside but I wasn’t naked, I had pants on... ....’ (Tits naked)
by Titties_McGee December 13, 2019
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naked head bandit

A man doesn’t use condoms.
Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy
by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018
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Naked Odwalla

Naked Odwalla's are decendants of Oompa Loompa's. The Naked Odwalla Tribe is believed to be an extinct race that originated from Odwallaville back in 1602. They are called "Naked" Odwalla's because they have never been spotted with clothes on, and have been known to flash their genitalia at humans as a prank. They are now rumored to still exist and run the Illuminati, Legend tells they will reveal themselves again on 12/21/2012.
The Naked Odwalla Flashed its Junk in my face!
by Mrbuzzmuff September 13, 2011
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Naked Scandinavian

Hey bro, me and the wife did the naked Scandinavian last night
by anonymous June 11, 2021
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You got an nice pair of boobs
Her: Hi jhon
Him: You got some nice naked beans
Her: Thanks
by Big_alc April 5, 2020
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