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Burn Page

A page where insecure middle schoolers write derogatory things about beautiful BEAUTIFUL girls and try to bring them down. It never works because not only are these girls beautiful, but they're strong too. Then, the page gets mentioned to the principal and then eliminated. Two months later, another one starts and the drama comes around again.
Kid 1: "Who started that frikkin' Burn Page?!"
Kid 2: "Idk, but they must be really insecure. Who could hate on those gorgeous girls?"
by ImNoHater April 6, 2011
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2 burns

Pertaining to the last couple of potential drags when a joint is passed around. Common Bedford tongue.
"here ya man, 2 burns"
by Wingus July 30, 2006
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Lisa Burns

Angel. Friend to all. Dreamy eyed. The most beautiful smart dependable girl in the universe. She flows rivers of beauty and knowledge. Magical. If you know her you probably are in love with her. She will
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.
I dream of Lisa Burns. Lisa Burns has magical eyes. If you get to stand near Lisa Burns, you will feel some crazy magic.
by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018
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slurpee burn

The stinging sensation caused in the esophagus and back of the throat by pounding a tantalyzing Slurpee like Charlie Sheen ravages a coke blasted prostitute.
I gots me the Slurpee burn from throwing that slurpee down my throat like Elton John does a meat popsicle.
by Scrotum Child September 20, 2011
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Burn shower

Showering with the temperature as hot as you can tolerate without scalding yourself. Used to overwhelm your receptors when you're covered in mosquito bites so your reactors don't have energy to itch.
Taking a burn shower when you're covered in mosquito bites is actually very pleasant, it's like your scratching all those itches at once!
by MrGrimlockTheKing October 11, 2018
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Twerk burn

The burn a female receives after a long night of twerking with inappropriate attire.
Caused by the prolonged massive friction between skin and jeans contact.
I didn't realize how bad my twerk burn was until it was stinging in the shower!
by hella_ale September 5, 2013
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turd-burn

whe you take a really hot shit while playing footbal. smearing down your pants and burning your pants.
I got a turd-burn while playing football.
by footballgod November 12, 2015
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