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deja bro

The experience of inexplicable familiarity felt when seeing a bro in a social setting (e.g. a party). This familiarity is often inexplicable due to excessive consumption of alcohol by both parties. But following a conversation between the two bros and some hard thinking, it is usually surmised that they met in class, saw each other on campus, or ran into each other in some other random setting. This often leads to good-natured conversation about their limited commonality over drinks.
Bro #1: "Bro, I've got total deja bro right now? Where have I seen you before?"

Bro #2: "Yeah same, dawg. Did we have a finance class together or something?"

Bro #1: "Yeah! Now I remember, I was mad hungover when you did some dumb ass presentation or something!"

Bro #2: "Tight, bro! That makes two of us!"

(they high five, cheers their cans of Natty Ice, and chug)
by PTouch August 24, 2010
mugGet the deja bromug.

Crack Bro

A bro who does crack with you, bro.
Dude, I had a great time with my crack bros last night, bro.
by Joseph Broseph November 10, 2018
mugGet the Crack Bromug.

dragon bro

A very good amazing friend that you'll ever find, the dragon part meaning they are never extinct and the bro is the part for they are close to you like a brother...
He's my dragon bro!
by YaBoiDefine! June 18, 2017
mugGet the dragon bromug.

Floppin Bro

When the adjective floppin is used to describe bro it refers to him having a large penis that he enjoys to flop out of his pants. This is done to make those around him uncomfortable and to show he has a much larger penis than you.
Dude if I see that Floppin Bro's dick one more time I'm going to kick his ass.
by Monster D September 11, 2009
mugGet the Floppin Bromug.

Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012
mugGet the Bro taxmug.

skatt bros

The best band ever. They are more macho then the village people and more versatile than Elton John. If you like mustaches, Cowboys, and prolapsed anuses then you like the skatt bros
I was listening to the skatt bros while I did some some squats and I totally got wood
by sailoandlula January 15, 2014
mugGet the skatt brosmug.

bro door

a barrier of privacy that a close friend will provide at a time when there is no bathroom door available. typically needed at shitty rundown bars where bathrooms and stalls lack anything close to a functioning door
"hey i need to fucking shit but there's no door on the stall, give me a bro door!"

"andy just took a fat shit and his bro door almost passed out from it."
by chadbrochill44 May 1, 2010
mugGet the bro doormug.

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