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baghdad breakfast

The contents of one's stomach, found on the pavement after a night on the sauce. So called because of the likeness to what vultures feast on at breakfast time in Baghdad, after a heavy night of bombing a village.
"Fuck me, that was close."
"What happened?"
"I nearly stepped into someone's Baghdad breakfast.
by Sir Donnington Smythe August 28, 2006
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Cash Money Breakfast

Cash Money Breakfast is a line from the song Fireman by lil wayne. The phrase can mean three things:
1. Cash or money
2. Food (normally breakfast but not required to be)
3. Cash and Food
As money
"Guess what broski I just paid my cash money breakfast!"
"Can I barrow some cash money breakfast?"

As food
"Man I'm hungry can I have some cash money breakfast?"
"I'm starving, I'll go make some cash money breakfast, enough to feed a small African nation."

As money and food
Human 1"Hey dude you owe me some cash money breakfast."
Human 2 "Your so right I owe you a sandwich and 5 bucks."
by Cheesecake Henry March 2, 2010
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asian breakfast biscuit

after a long night of drinking, you wake up with gas and flatulate directly in your partner's mouth who has a tendency to sleep with their mouth open. After flatulating in your partner's mouth the person smacks their mouth as if eating something, thus the asian breakfast biscuit is born.
I fed gave my girl breakfast in bed this morning. I cooked her up an asian breakfast biscuit.

Have you ever had breakfast in bed? I was fed an asian breakfast biscuit once. It was yummy.
by The Pimp Smoker November 5, 2006
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Breakfast of Champions

"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."
by Meik April 2, 2003
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Moroccan Breakfast

The act of anal sex with internal ejaculation followed by a excretion of the semen and feces directly into a hot frying pan with and subsequently mixed with an egg. The anal sex recipient is then forced to eat the egg/semen/feces mix.
by Scott Smiler November 20, 2007
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Breakfast Punch

A punch straight in the rectum that the one receives when they:

a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or

b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.

When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.

It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.

Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"
"Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"
by asbellonibloods June 3, 2009
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Breakfast Club

A kind of teenish style dressing kind of sporty (mainly blue) Has a backwards hat, blonde curly hair, and muscular looking.
Look at that kid over there, he's such a breakfast club
by SoapMeth September 30, 2011
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