Boomerang Boner

An erected penis that forms a sharp angle. Usually a 90 to 60 degree angle.

How can a guy have sex with a boomerang boner like that? Unless he does it sideways.

by Al-Pal113 February 4, 2010

tension boner

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.

So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away

by doc rich September 22, 2015

friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together

The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.

by Edumacatin' Y'all November 8, 2015

hype boner

When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.

OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER

by Bananasalady December 15, 2015

Boner Wrestling

The Format is much like Sumo Wrestling. You start in a circle with both members with hands on each others members. The goal is to pull or push the person out of the ring. Dismemberment is not a plus, but it does happen. If someone accidently orgasm during a match, they are disqualified. Also, the other person is not allowed to help the opponent to reach climax.

Dude, I watched puma and hero boner wrestling last night. They didn't let go for over an hour.

by Chodaboy068 January 24, 2016

Boner Surprise

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.

Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)

by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020

Gears Boner

When you successfully destroy an enemy team by yourself as the last player standing in GEARS OF WAR!!!

Example:
Josh: Oh no, there goes Jon again with his Gears Boner...
Jon: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon: OMG BRO I KILLED EM ALL

by Lord JONTON June 6, 2018