National blowjob day

The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob

He :Can you suck me tonight Her: Why? He: Bruh its the national blowjob day. Her: Sure

by Lanco April 10, 2019

No-Blowjob Day

Saturdays are sacred to the boys. Every other day of the week should have a free blowjob, because you are with a woman. If you have received one on Saturday you are either a traitor or a homiesexual

I think he is gay, he said he got a blowjob on Saturday which is No-Blowjob Day so he must be gay...

by Polo.boi June 25, 2020

National Blowjob Day

On the 30th of July it is officially National blowjob day.

A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted “today will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”

by Jarred Will July 29, 2020

Tucson Blowjob

A Tucson Blowjob is a variation of traditional fellatio in which the performer does not put the head of the penis in their mouth, but instead uses a side-to-side motion on the shaft, as though eating corn on the cob.

Daniel had a sore throat and did not want to irritate it further, so he opted to give his boyfriend a Tucson Blowjob.

by UofAFriend April 1, 2024

black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

horse blowjob

A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.

One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.

by CloakedSniper0 January 9, 2021

Blowjob

Blowjob- Older term for a cigarette

“Let me fire up a blowjob and we will go”

by Toby Mac 699 January 16, 2019