Bitches

Something you will never have

Megamind : No maidens?
You : No maidens
*MEGAMIND SUDDENLY TURNS INTO ME THE CREATOR YOU
*STILL GETs no maidens? No. We get BITCHES.
You : I still have no maidens though
MEgamind : It's simple my boy, you're gay

by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022

Bitches

something of which you severely lack

Person: Man i dont have any bitches :(

by Just some UrbanDictionary guy. May 9, 2022

bitches

some shit youll never achieve

damn he definitely gets noooooooooo bitches

by poopydoodoobuttass February 1, 2022

bitches

Something you don’t got. The insult works in any sentence.

“What time is it?”
- Time to get some bitches

“When will you do your work?”
- When will you get some bitches

“I love how my dog licks me”
- I love how you can’t get bitches

by UhhhN February 2, 2022

bitches

something that you will never get

"how can i get some bitches!!!1"
"you cant, cry about + ratio + you fell off"

by lol98989898 February 28, 2022

bitch

A Punk-Ass Loser Who is Either Scared Of People, A Girl Who Thinks She's The Shit, Or Anyone Who Does Anything Everyone Tells Him To Do.

Julio Ayala, Eric Garcia, Dara Everett, Brittney Powell, Sean Rooney, & Master Roshi Are All A Bitch!! lmao =D

by David & Darrel January 15, 2008

bitch

Female version of a prick.
Derogatory term, usually. No, no wait. Always.

Girl: Where's my peanut butter cookie?
Other girl: Oh, Morgan ate it.
Girl:Oh, he's such a prick!
Other Girl: No! Morgan the girl...
Girl: Oh. Uh, the nerve of that bitch!

by Womanof MassDestruction October 29, 2007