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Bitch is a female dog, or an insult you can give to your friends (if you have any), or to use as an inside joke between your enemies, exes, etc.
Mom 1: "Hi sweetie? Did you hear that your dad bought us a bitch?"

Daughter 1: "No? Oh m gee, where!!"

Mom 1: "He's in the dining room."

Frenemy 1: "OH MY GOD!! YOU BITCH!"

Frenemy 2: " Pfft, whatever, BITCH"

Friend to frenemy 2: "Stop using the word "bitch" were only 5!"

Your ex: "Ugh yeah, Karen was such a bitch to me! Pysch, we're friends, it's a joke!"

Your ex's friend: "Oh, right, she's my girlfriend actually. Say hi!

Karen: "Hi bitch, haha!"

Your ex: "Haha!"
Bitch by sulqur August 25, 2018
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The best explanation of this word is simply put, the embodiment of Maddy Milanoski.
Aw man she dumped me, shes such a bitch.
Bitch by Cool boys September 10, 2018
Someone who recreates pictures from when they were young to please their mothers
Blair is a bitch... so is Obama
Bitch by Flacidpp July 1, 2018
A female dog.
Or someone who annoys the shit out of you and cant take a joke or believe a mistake *cough* Brendan *cough*
Ex: Y’know I meant to type love instead of live when I told you you didn’t deserve to live
Bitch: No you didn’t I know what you did better than you!!!
Bitch: Thinks they’re smart but they aren’t
Bitch by Brendan’s_Ex July 2, 2018
“Wanna see my bitch?”
“Sure”
*Shows picture of female dog*
Bitch by Homeless Pinapple July 2, 2018