beer sweater

The cozy warmth felt by those under the effects of alcohol.

"man, I can't believe he's not freezing - it's below zero and he's only wearing a t-shirt!"

"nah, I saw how much of that keg he drank - he's got his beer sweater on"

by marvyp September 18, 2008

Beer Wallet

When you wake up the next day after a hard nights drinking to find you dont have a single note in your wallet but about $30 in change.

Caused by being so drunk you only ever pay for each beer with a note.

1: Shit your wallet is so heavy its pulling your pants off!

2: Yeah. I've got a bad case of beer wallet.

by Roons March 29, 2008

Sunday Beer

Stocking up on beer that will be saved and consumed on Sunday. This is especially popular in areas that prohibits the buying and or selling of alcohol on Sunday.

Remind me when we go to the store this Saturday to get some Sunday Beer for the game.

by nathanw38 April 28, 2009

root beer

only the best soda EVER!!!!!!

me: I LOVE ROOT BEER!!!

by root beer lover April 28, 2011

beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

by spanky July 10, 2003

I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

beer helmet

After finishing a case of beer, you proceed to open one end of the case and place it on your head. Thus you can see out of the handle and you are wearing a beer helmet.

Does not protect head from injury

Dude you rocked the beer helmet all of last night, Didn't help when you slammed your head on the wall though

by beer master August 31, 2006