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ellaha beaver

A beaver who has RedLids and a bimbi it also sounds like windex and has a lot of mountains. Ellaha beavers are most likely very salty so watch out they might bite.
Watch out there’s an Ellaha Beaver!!
by KillAllEllahaBeavers February 1, 2018
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beaver attack

Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.
Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...
by Whip that b February 6, 2017
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Errant Beavers

when you Google cunt memes to own your best pal and the results are shocking
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021
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Fog Beaver

A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.
John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?

Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
by Mavericknotgoose July 25, 2012
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Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.
Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.
by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011
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Beaver Song

The rhythmic sound of balls slapping a girls ass during sex.
Dude you were hitting that so hard last night I could hear the beaver song from the next room.
by NUboston August 7, 2011
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beaver canoe

when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
she wanted to know how freaky i am so i preformed the beaver canoe
by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018
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