A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.
John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
by Mavericknotgoose July 25, 2012
Get the Fog Beaver mug.by zarrra February 7, 2015
Get the beaver bashing mug.by NUboston August 7, 2011
Get the Beaver Song mug.When a Girl is thinking about sex, or progressing towards a prospect of sex, and someone or something interrupts Her, it is called Beaver Barricade.
The MALE Equivalent to this is called Cock Block.
The MALE Equivalent to this is called Cock Block.
Samantha was really yearning for a hot quick romp with the tall, sexy man she had been talking to, but her friend annoyingly distracted her, and threw-up a Beaver Barricade into all of Samantha's chances of a good screw!
by jhaf77 January 9, 2010
Get the Beaver Barricade mug.by Colby McFarlane January 18, 2008
Get the Crack Beaver mug.A term used to remove ones undergarments in order to allow the air to circulate the female genital area.
by Mojo0483 July 31, 2009
Get the Free the Beaver mug.when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018
Get the beaver canoe mug.