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beaver bashing

The act of female masterbation. Excluding the clitoris. Full finger penetration.
That girl cant stop beaver bashing in the washroom!
by zarrra February 7, 2015
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Beaver Trump

A control-freak beaver who thinks we need protection from illegal immibeavers. Has luscious, flowing blonde fur and uses a variety of hand gestures.
Beaver trump is a very good president. We need to build a dam, a great beautiful dam to keep out the mexibeavers.
by flurban dictionary March 31, 2017
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Cheever beaver

The mascot of the Montana State University architecture program. A nocturnal animal, particularly fond of 2 Chainz, known to venture out of the studio only in the early hours of the morning to retrieve coffee and omelets. It is rumored that enough time spent in Cheever Hall will result in a transformation into a cheever beaver.
Ex. "Who is that tired looking kid who fell down the dining hall stairs?"
--"Oh that's just some Cheever beaver grabbing an omelet. I hear he hasn't slept in 4 days!"
by A Cheever Beaver November 12, 2013
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Thirsty Beaver

When a woman is aroused and fails to produce the necessary love lubricant.
I needed a full bottle of lube to work with that thirsty beaver.
by manoman044321 October 1, 2016
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Beaver Barricade

When a Girl is thinking about sex, or progressing towards a prospect of sex, and someone or something interrupts Her, it is called Beaver Barricade.

The MALE Equivalent to this is called Cock Block.
Samantha was really yearning for a hot quick romp with the tall, sexy man she had been talking to, but her friend annoyingly distracted her, and threw-up a Beaver Barricade into all of Samantha's chances of a good screw!
by jhaf77 January 9, 2010
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Free the Beaver

A term used to remove ones undergarments in order to allow the air to circulate the female genital area.
The street sttod still as Marc yelled across the street ... Haw ya dirty cow, FREE THE BEAVER
by Mojo0483 July 31, 2009
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beaver attack

Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.
Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...
by Whip that b February 6, 2017
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