Barn Schnitzel

Someone who lives in a barn and eats a lot of meat.

Jerry was a homeless man who lived in Farmer John's big red barn. He loved to eat tenderized meat. You could say he was a Barn Schnitzel

by NASCARJUNKMAN January 8, 2024

Barn

The action of attending a place or event, especially in the sense that it should be near max capacity. Synonymous with "pack the barn".

Lakers play a huge game on Saturday night. We have to barn the Staples Center!

by jonny frekworthe November 20, 2024

Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards

Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod

by MoistMustard November 23, 2024

Barn Swallow

Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.

I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?

by HalfNutt420 June 29, 2024

Barn Arm

The hefty dong of a well endowed sailor

Is the barn arm over the yardarm yet?

by i-love-brocolli July 2, 2024

Barnac

A dangerous and vile substance with an intolerable stench that acts as a hallucinogenic.

"ew smells like barnac in this bitch"

by fat barnac patric July 5, 2024

Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024