bandit

A human being thats gay and homosexual

bandit is a fat piece of shit

by Kozzau October 27, 2021

Butt Bandit

a person who grabs butts sneakily and aggressively

brody! stop grabbing our butts you butt bandit

by sensei jackie chan September 14, 2025

Big Dick Bandit

When a guy has a bigger dick than you and steals your significant other

Don’t let the big dick bandit get close he’ll steal your bitch

by Themanmythlegendbandit May 9, 2024

bandit

Juice WRLD & NBA Youngboy

they both said they’re the definition of a bandit.

by ynrnathan October 25, 2019

Sneaky-bandit

When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit

Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!

Otis - Dude.....gross

by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011

Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.

"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."

by Trog11 July 25, 2016

Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high

Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf

by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012