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Basecamp Bandit

A 5 / 7-a-side footballer/soccer player who delegates the “holding role” solely to him/herself, rarely rotating out of this position to make runs or close down the opposition proactively, thereby rendering the team less effective as they become predictable with the ball and tired without it.

If his/her team is losing, a B.B will typically entrench himself even more deeply in that role in an attempt to stop conceding, but subsequently condemns his team to their own half for most of the game.

A Basecamp Bandit won’t identify himself as the problem, instead blaming isolated mistakes or rueing missed chances.
Aaron is such a Basecamp Bandit, he wants to lazily boss the game without running at all, but he isn't actually doing anything apart from jogging around the middle making sideways passes, or marking the last man without really hurting him!
by SurfingFootballer92 January 16, 2020
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Bandit

I am the definition of a bandit
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London Bandit

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools
by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020
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Bandit allan

Bandit Allan Is a public figure and is known for being the owner of GP
by Hellgone May 8, 2020
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Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location
"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
by VPFearson March 13, 2020
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dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.
Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.
by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020
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Bandit

The type of guy to steal your girl. And just do everything better than you did.
You: *breaks up with GF*

Bandit: *gets with your girl*

EX-GF: "OMG! You are so much better than my ex! I love you!"

You: "Bruh"
by kingknb July 4, 2020
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