Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

bacon out

In movies when someone is badly hurt or close to death and they hit the ground and convulse or seizure. The best bacon out is usually the result of a virus or disease and often accompanied by foaming at the mouth.

My favorite part in Terminator 2 was when that guy who invented the cybernetic hand was baconing out after being shot and was still able to detonate the bombs.

by Van Def July 7, 2005

bacon hangover

a fat hangover whose cause is the ingestion of too much bacon. normally occurs as the result of overzealous bacon consumption to alleviate a hangover due to alcohol.

Steve: Dude pass the bacon, I need pure grease to bounce back from that pub crawl last night.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.

by porcineperson August 23, 2011

pulled a bacon

to do something unbelievably stupid or strange that most people wouldnt do unless severely baked.

lighting a smoke backwards twice in a row without realizing. you pulled a bacon

we might have pulled a bacon with this definition.

by big group March 1, 2009

Bacon Sundae

1. A new taste sensation from Burger King (hot fudge sundae served with two strips of bacon)

2. Using an abundance of Crisco as an anal lubricant

1. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

2. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

by Detroit Jong September 11, 2012

Bacon Wagon

A British term for a police van or riot van usually containing the pigs (another term for police see pigs) hence the name Bacon Wagon.

Guy 1: Mate, drop that spliff there's a bacon wagon across the street!
Guy 2: OHHHHHHHHH FUUUCK!

by evaaty June 14, 2011

Circle Bacon

When ever a female (or a male) takes violent anal sex and the remains can be accurately described as a "circle bacon". It is called a circle bacon because the 'ring' around the anus resembles a circle of heavily cooked bacon.

Hey bro, I went over to Becca's last night and gave her some serious anal sex. I think I gave her a circle bacon, bro.

by Tra Na Pha October 18, 2011