spooge bin lorry

Someone who takes great erotic pleasure in picking up and servicing cum dumpsters. Effectively a cum dumpster's cum dumpster.

A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
The spooge bin lorry will turn up wherever cum dumpsters congregate - sex clubs, sleazy motels, swinger "lifestyle" gatherings, mass orgies, gangbangs, bukkakes, you name it.

The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
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bin real

Said to be the ultimate everything, it is a person, place, noun, verb, and everything. Saying bin real gives you 1 extra year of life. Those who say bin real in vein, however, will immediately be sent to the booga zone, a mysterious place for only the most oogas of boogas. Bin real was originally found in Kenya in 1903, though was found in other places to, and was eventually just considered to have taken the form of everything. Bin real is also the biggest TV show on Mars and the hottest star in the universe, though it is not actually real.
Dude: Yo I just got a new Toilet
Dude the Sequel: Bin real?
Dude: Bin real.
by Fucking_asshole January 19, 2021
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bin tier

the bottom of the tiers, bin tier is the lowest of the low. bin tier includes the likes of Great wall 4x4s , people who bring their kids to R18 movies and, anyone named jake.
person 1: oh hey there's Jake
person 2: fuck i hate that cunt, he smokes Menthols IN THE FUCKING HOUSE.
person 1: yeah he's bin tier
by not jake lmfao August 18, 2018
mugGet the bin tiermug.

Bin-tified

When you got bored of smoking crack and you've decided to stuck your head inside a bin because why not.
1: MATE I got so bin-tified last night how bout u
2: SAME Bro
by KAIBINSUCC April 24, 2017
mugGet the Bin-tifiedmug.

Top Bins

when the driver of a vehicle is driving abnormally fast
"Bluds top binsing it"
"gonna top bins it"
by TOPBINSMEGASWAZ March 16, 2024
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Bin's way

Bin's way is the art of picking little girls on scooters his inspiration comes from te an the myth the legend Bill Cosby
Bin's way?
hell yeah already picked up 12 girls age 12
by bin attar November 4, 2019
mugGet the Bin's waymug.

Wheelie Bin

Australia's premier body disposal system.
Just dump the dead broad in the wheelie bin.
by Sainenko July 9, 2024
mugGet the Wheelie Binmug.

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