best friend

the person you hate most and compete against; someone who you enjoy bullying and harrassing (may include acts such as pushing and punching)

I punched Matthew when I saw him around the halls because he is my best friend

by nseisienndkskex April 21, 2022

Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

Best friend

Something Patrick doesn't have.

"HAAAA Patrick you have no friends or Best friends!!!"

by PatrickHater101 June 19, 2022

Best friend

When two humans connect on some higher level, and somehow make those around them laugh at their inappropriate jokes. Every time.

Jamie and Naz are the kind of best friends that somehow manage to make everyone around them happier just looking at the way they laugh at each other’s frat boy fart jokes like they’ve never heard one before. Every single time.

by Definition isn’t just for hair December 9, 2022

best friend

it’s someone who won’t leave you for their boyfriend and will make time for you anytime and will do anything in their power to make sure you not left out because best friends help each other in ways just friends could help. a best friend is supposed to be for life. but i not always so make the most of your time with ur best friend before the choose their boyfriends over you!

i love my best friend

by heyyouxoxo1234555677788 January 16, 2023

best friend

a best friend is a human that cares for you loves you (friend way) would do almost anything to see you
and a best friend wishes they could be together 24/7 <3

-if amelia jumpt of a brigde would you?-says mom.
- yes i would!-says amelia's best friend.

by emilia123785 January 29, 2023