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hank aaron

to have sex with your partner and when she turns around hit her with a baseball bat and run away.
i was doing that girl then i gave her a hank aaron.
by Tommy88 December 8, 2006
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Aaron Wirtz

Aa-ron Wirtz
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun

Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.

noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.
Proper Noun:
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"

When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"

In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"
by Ryan Q / Russ November 10, 2008
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Aaron

Aaronnewmans are very deadly and greatly depressing things, They are attracted to "Scene chicks" with long multicolored hair, Brace faces, And major eyeliner wearers. (much like the appearance of a Aaronnewman. They love to bestow the "Wet blanket'' effect on people with there over dramatic acts and there angry vows of silence. Aaronnewmans favorite activity would have to be the art of breeding as a Aaronnewman is always looking for a new mate. One of a Aaronnewmans defense techniques would have to be the cry and wish for death maneuver were one cries and rights on there facebook posting Bring me the horizon lyrics that talk of dealt. All in all STAY CLEAR OF ALL POSSIBLE SIGHS OF AARONNEWMANS OR ELSE BE TURNED SCENE
KIM: Omg Trisha! Why is he staring at me and not saying a thing?
TRISHA: O dont worry hes a Aaronnewman.
KiM: O ok that exsplains everything.
by yourmom1026 June 5, 2011
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aaron

epileptic octopus who is obsessed with noodles and chicken fry, and has a dog named baby peach muffins<3
who is that weird guy you always skype with?

oh, thats aaron. i love him(:
by aaronknows(: July 8, 2011
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Aaron Micheal

A terrible disease in witch you have the extreme urge to have anal, oral, nose, or ear sex with another male. Symtoms include having a shriviled, small penis, a limpy, puffy afro, and disturbing white-yellow sausey goo above/around your lips. The only cure is to kill yourself.
Guy 1: O-M-G he's such an Aaron Micheal.

Guy 2: He should just die!
by Anti-AM November 29, 2010
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Aaron

Gay.
Aaron is the gayest gay that has ever gayed.
Aaron is gay.
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aaron

an absolute real operation necessary; usually for a new face due to the growth of jelly like substance and several types fungus on it; in a shape not dissimilar to tan lines acquired on a skiing trip or excessive wearing of sunglasses in sunny weather.
In less common cases, it refers to other parts of the body, in literal and metaphorical senses, such as "grow taller", or "grow some balls".
Deary me, you need an aaron, you have no backbone.
by taneous February 24, 2009
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