oakland school for the arts

A high school founded by Jerry Brown who doesn't really care about it. It consists of a big white flappy tent and unorganized portable classrooms. Its students will finally get a real building in 2008 on Telegraph Avenue. It focuses on arts, mainly literary, dance, visual, theatre, theatre design, and vocal music.

"Why are you wearing khakis and a polo?"
"Man, cuz I go to the Oakland School for the Arts."

by OSA Freshwoman October 31, 2007

smarty art nigger

nigger with an education.

The Reverant brotha Mista Al Sharpton

by Baphomet April 9, 2005

T shirt art

A woman who is very tall. She also plays roblox and loves to get absolutely railed in Roblox Sim Sex. She smokes smarties and gets high off ibuprofen. She also rides horses almost as much as she rides niggas in Roblox

Damn she won the horse race, is that T shirt art?

by karensusan89 December 1, 2021

New-age-art

A deceased Tumblr blog, but while it was alive it was totally rad. Might return in the near future.

A: Damn did you see the blog, new-age-art?
B: Yeah! I heard it got shut down though.
A: really? That sucks, m8
B: yeah it does

by Max the Blogger August 30, 2013

Martial art argument

A martial art argument is a comparison that is always terrible, usually by comparing a higher quantity of lower quality to a lower quantity of a higher quality.

-"My cousin is a soldier and he shot fifty men in combat last year!"
="Enough with your martial art argument, John, his fifty kills were armed with rocks and sticks only"

by MisterJohnDoe September 17, 2021

Modern Art Masterpiece

A Motherfucker Who’s So Damn Ugly that he could make Picasso cry tears of joy.

“You’re so ugly, you could be a modern Art Masterpiece!”
-Gny. Sgt. Hartman

by Bruv9191929 October 26, 2022

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