Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

Apple Dive

Hanging out in a car and thinking of random words to put together and look up on the internet

Shawn: Think of a word that starts with A and add a verb.

Levi: APPLE DIVE

by GirlShawn October 30, 2011

Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face

I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*

by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013

Apple

1. The round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider or can help you get a wiggly tooth out

2. A company that makes electronics

I ate an apple and my tooth fell out.

by Desie09 February 5, 2015

apple stopper

A sexual act in which a man is having sexual intercourse then he gets hungry so he decides to eat an apple. While he is eating the apple he has to ejaculate so he inserts the apple into the females vaginal opening so he can continue to have the sexuals......................Then he makes the woman eat the gizzy apple.

Man last night I gave that bitch in 4th hour an apple stopper last night.

by TheJamaican May 15, 2015

Apple Hoe

When someone jumps Apple product to Apple product

Your such a Apple Hoe

by LivingForLove November 8, 2015

apple tourettes

Commonly associated with the tic, or movement disorder in which a person who suffers from Apple Tourettes is having an episodic manifestation i.e. swearing uncontrollably, expressing anger or frustration that is uncontrollable will also throw objects close at hand including apples.

The individual suffering from Apple Tourettes was observed in a state of anger and frustration, reaching for, and throwing an apple at the target of their anger, narrowly missing their head.

by An apple a day September 21, 2016