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texas asshole massacre

when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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Arkansas Asshole

An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.
Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
by DraconianFyre November 14, 2020
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Jackson Asshole

When a man puts bleach up a woman’s ass and fucks her up it so his dick come out lighter
Dude Jeremy received the Jackson Asshole from Shiela

No Way! I heard his dick is like 10x paler now
by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021
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fashizling my asshole

to tell a person that you were joking or to ask if someone is joking
person 1: "I just smashed your vase" person 2: "dude. are you fashizling my asshole?"

Example 2: person one: "did you just smash my vase" person 2: "no i was just fashizling your asshole"
by assdunker November 26, 2010
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go full-asshole

turning to extreme tyranny because one is damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood
"Cause in the Thor movie he's sort of damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood and it's only on this one I get to kinda cut loose and go full-asshole" -- Tom Hiddleston on Loki Laufeyson
by missjerry November 9, 2012
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shit me in the asshole

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole
Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole
by frank420blazeit September 22, 2016
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The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.
by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018
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