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Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.
Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”
by Yeller teller January 8, 2021
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Alabama Pig Slop

When a woman is getting double penetration, Eiffel tower style, the two men arm wrestle on her back while attempting to ejaculate as fast as possible. Whoever looses the arm wrestling match is forced to suck creampie out of the female, with a straw and swallow it.
One hundred dollars says my dad will loose to me in an Alabama Pig Slop competition if my mom is on the rag again.
by DRUNKENTREX July 1, 2021
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Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 3, 2022
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Alabastard

noun. A word to refer to a white person who rejects social progress and works to uphold systems that favor them. They are probably racist themselves. It is a portmanteau of the words "alabaster" and "bastard."
That Alabastard with the stars and bars on his truck probably won't even acknowledge how he benefits from white privilege.
by The2th July 10, 2023
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Sweet Home Alabama'd

Where you commit the incest on your sister or brother or someone your related to.
What are you doing brother! - stacey
Im sweet home alabamaing you! - John
Oh no - Stacey

Oh no ive been Sweet home Alabama'd - Stacey

Yes YES YOU HAVE!!!!!! - John
by Wakkl October 27, 2020
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Alabama Anal

When a guy, generally a redneck from the South, anally rapes his underage sister or first cousin.
The young girl frowned, knowing that instead of attending the elementary school prom, her older brother was going to Alabama Anal her yet again.
by JordanUCLA August 3, 2009
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Alabama

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.
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by Big Al January 11, 2005
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