Jayden Snack

A slab of Dollar Store Steak covered in Ketchup Pre-Cum.

Big: "Yo, how do we get Jayden to join our super cool Project?'

Cool Guy: "Let's bribe him with a Jayden Snack."

by Cheesegod2121 August 1, 2021

snack mask

When you slather a delicious substance (i.e. peanut butter) on a man’s member while sucking him off to prolong the pleasurable experience

Woman: this is taking a while and I’m hungry, I’m just gonna give you a snack mask to get me through this.

by JennyMacSnackAttack January 6, 2018

Snack Pack

The name for two very attractive women that are together.

"Angela and Barb just walked in" - Dillon
"Oh my god what a snack pack" -AP

by Snaplatts May 17, 2018

Shit Snack

A person, place, thing, or idea which brings to mind the act of or is of comparable unpleasantness to eating, or "snacking" on shit.

"Hey! You know who is a total shit snack? Ronnie Radke!"
"I've heard every one of his shows is a total shit snack."

by BlackMetalBarbie August 5, 2025

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

Snack Packing

When a man jizzes in someones ass and proceeds to eat it out of them with a spoon, like a pudding cup

Hey did you see me totally snack packing that guys dad. Guy if you are reading this, you know who you are-

by Seidel546 July 24, 2021

Snack Snitch

Implies someone is always in the break room and “reporting” to the boss

“Snack snitch waddles from the vending machine to the boss’s office like it’s a relay race, one hand full of chips, the other full of excuses”

by Snack snitch June 23, 2025