weed cheater

When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.

"Hes a weed cheater, and never throws down"

by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014

weed doctor

when you a professional and a scientist in the all things marijuana. you know what delta9 means and what the hell a thricome is.

Hey, my plug knows his shit. He a weed doctor.

Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.

What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.

by timbotron March 19, 2021

Weed bowling

When you are high asf at the bowling alley

Dude me and my friends went weed bowling last weekend.

by Litmane January 26, 2017

struggle weed

All the left over, brown, resinated weed gathered from a collection of roaches. Usually smoked out of a bong.

Wanna smoke some struggle weed?

All i have left is struggle weed.

Damn that struggle weed taste nasty, but that shit hits you hard!

by Doohickle_Malarkey February 11, 2019

weed nuget

why not a weed nuget????????????%!!!!!!!
they are made of definitely not 100% weeeeeeed

Sam: i neeed your weed nuget

that bitch karen: no it mine ;)

by search corrona virus wit space February 28, 2020

weed mouse

a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.

" Eh man, who the hell are you?! you ain't nothing but a weed mouse!!"

by kelsicoca May 14, 2013

asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021