Potato Paul

When a Irish Pufter evolves into a potato
Potato paul paul looks at the mirror as he turns 15 and thinks he is this and that and realizes he is a FUCKING POTATO
by Angry cory August 10, 2018
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Potato-Bucket

The national sport of the Irish.

A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.
"Oi Alby, hows about a rousing game of Potato-Bucket?"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"
by Irishm8 February 27, 2019
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stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.
Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.
by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009
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Potato Pugilism

1. Two people fighting each other with a full sack of potatoes. No throwing of individual potatoes is allowed. Attacks must be done with the full sack of potatoes. First to get knocked out or have their potato sack bust is the loser.

2. Punching potatoes with fervor.
Potato Pugilism is the new rising sport.
by Zakx October 09, 2018
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indiana potato

Step 1: get a potato
Step 2: shove potato up your ass
Step 3 repeat
The Indiana potatos hot spicy feel make it good for the real.
by Wizzeed July 23, 2014
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hobo potato

A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men
The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night
by Hot Tater Lovin' Man July 15, 2021
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text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
by grammarcop2 March 02, 2012
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