Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front

He’s really clean after turd farming

by Fogwater January 6, 2024

he bought the farm

“bought the farm”
It comes from a 1950s-era Air Force term meaning “to crash” or “to be killed in action,” and refers to the desire of many wartime pilots to stop flying, return home, buy a farm, and live peaceably ever after.

Where’s Josh?
Haven’t you heard? He bought the farm.

He got drunk and went out on his motorcycle … Poor guy bought the farm.

by Barrymtl January 10, 2022

corn farming

The act of being intentionally corny to engagement bait.

"Holy corn farming."
"Rest now, brother. I'll see you in Valhalla."

by Orbiteer October 2, 2025

Bubblegum West Farms Square Bubblegum

Bubblegum West Farms Square Bubblegum

Bubblegum West Farms Square Bubblegum

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

nuke the corn farms

1.
2.
3. To send a nuke every corn farm in the world
4.

1.
2.
3. Jim: I hate corn! I'm gonna nuke the corn farms!
Sam: NOOOOO JIM WAIT
4.

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Yackle Farms LLC

A grandpa that runs reddit monthly for a living. He calls himself a "siesta sleeper". It is rare to see him take a break longer than 3 hours.

That guy is like Yackle Farms LLC, he never gets off! - a guy that never stops playing Rust.

by Your friendly Rust neighbor. February 27, 2024

Farm aid

The unholy concoction of food you cook when you come home very drunk at 3 AM. Using almost everything in the kitchen.

Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup”
A: “ Farm Aid”

by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021