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donkey choppers

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.
by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005
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donkey wash

A donkey wash, in its purest form, is a slobbering wet rim job.
Gen.Craig sure gives a good donkey wash.
by slice June 18, 2004
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Donkey Dick

A large and powerful cigar such as a Montecristo 'A' or a Sancho Panza Sancho.
"Honey, you don't mind if I fire up this donkey dick, do ya?"
by Paytheline December 27, 2008
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donkey dildo

a dildo that is so massive, it feels like you're being fucked by a donkey.
by miggertron July 22, 2014
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Donkey Chop

This is when just after a Donkey Punch is given to the girl during sexual intercourse; the girl hits the boy back in the face and chops his penis off with a rusty nail.
"I always make sure I have a rusty nail handy during sex; just incase there's a donkey punch and I have to give him a donkey chop."

"The answer to a donkey punch: a donkey chop."
by phoebeandmaddie April 1, 2010
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Frosted Donkey

This act is a two part show. The first part involves fucking the woman in the ass and prior to cumming you dust her ass with blow, pull out and you shoot your load onto the blow. The second part involves you snorting the blow and from the shear disgusting nature of snorting blow with your own cum on it, you will gag it out into the woman's mouth.
John was heading to a party with and wanted to kick things up a notch with Jill. He introduced her to the Frosted Donkey.
by BigSixBoy December 24, 2009
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Donkey Breath

Someone's breath that smells like absolute shit, like they brush their teeth with shit toothpaste. Almost as if someone took a crap in their mouth.

The worst smell imaginable. A pokemon attack that ends the world in the middle of a poke battle.
Goku's secret move that he never used in dragonball z.
1. Damn nig nack you got that donkey breath.

2. Pickachu: Donkey Breath!!!!
by Dat nigy March 16, 2011
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