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Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.
Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"
by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022
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Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.
"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"
by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015
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cum gubber

Someone who gubs their own cum.
I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.
by lolwutthefuck October 1, 2010
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cum goddess

A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.
Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.
by Pig_owned July 18, 2018
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do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.
"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"
by TheClnl May 26, 2020
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Cum hum

When a promiscuous female (or homosexual male) has had semen ejaculated into their mouth/vagina/anus so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.
"Mate I took Scarlet home last night..."

"Ouch! How'd it go?"

"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."

"Not good then?"

"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"
by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012
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Cum Oyster

The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.
I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.
by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013
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