j/k

a short hand version for "just kidding" used by those who can't type well. It is often verbally spoken by people who think that it's cool to sound like a moron.

Well, I did yr mom last night. J/k, lol. Ow, all this high-level thinking's makin' my brain hurt. Gtg, see ya l8r.

by Fatass February 13, 2003

K-Mart

A store that without the help of Sears would be bulldozed over.

K-mart fall apart. K-mart fall apart.

by Tammi B. April 21, 2006

k-izzle

k-izzle. a wonderful young women who enjoys being "ghetto" with her fello class mates. she enjoys long walks on the beatch and a moon light dinner.
you may reach her at 1-800-k-izzle

" K-Izzle! what's yo dizzle fo shizzle?!"
"idkizzle. fo rizzle. my bizzle."

by moksha December 26, 2004

k-fez

Shortened version of 'khodafez' which means goodbye in Persian.

"Alright, I gotta go, see ya"

"K-fez till later"

by S.S. Arya August 19, 2006

ryan k

a hilarious boy that is oh so easy to fall in love with! <3

-isn't he so dreamy?
-definitly a ryan k. :D

by <3hisgirl_10 February 24, 2009

The K. Bryant

Bending a chick over the back of a chair and fucking her doggy style with your hands around her neck then without notice, you shove your dick up her asshole; it's asshole rape, as performed by Kobe Bryant. Also known as #24, Number 24, The Bryant & The KB

Kobe Bryant should be receiving The K. Bryant in prison!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

K town

Premium marijuana from Kansas City, Missouri. Most commonly referred to as K-Town bud. The rapper TechN9ne references it in several of his songs.

I'm not in the mood for reggie, man. Let's get some of that K Town and get fucked up tonight.

by Grantham March 26, 2008