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busier than a two-peckered billy goat

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion
Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.
by BJ November 2, 2003
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more than one way to skin a cat

A phrase implying that there are several methods with which one can remove the outer layer known as skin off of a Domesticated Felis Catus also known as a cat.
Winston: I skinned a cat with a knife.
Joseph: I skinned a cat with my bare hands.
Roberto: Well fellas, I guess theres more than one way to skin a cat.
by bigcohonesjohn February 5, 2018
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Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021
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slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person
Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day
by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011
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finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute

Meaning to be fantastic and then some as and added complementing yourself finer then a frog's hair
How are you today? Well I'm finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute .
by Perfect person 123 December 17, 2017
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Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss

When it's a bit warm out.
It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.
by Sinor skeezioli January 20, 2022
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so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare
That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-flick bitches.
by Mike June 17, 2004
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