noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")
This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"
"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
Get the on the clock shitmug. Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
by Vebb May 20, 2016
Get the fixing shitmug. Two definitions:
a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.
b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.
b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.
b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007
Get the Shabby-Shitmug. The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
by wisemen experience July 19, 2011
Get the Semtex Shitmug. Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
Get the Shit Heroesmug. A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.
by The Original Shitting Beauty August 15, 2013
Get the Shitting Beautymug. A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”
Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.
Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.
Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*
by T’Challa luvs Wakanda March 14, 2018
Get the Wakanda shit is this?mug.