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Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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SHOWOGAZE-Syndrome

If you cant stop pressing A in disadvantage
I punished you way too many times for your SHOWOGAZE-Syndrome
by Draiqys June 16, 2020
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down river syndrome

When a person has chromosomal damage from living down river near Detroit
Man that guy has a bad case of down river syndrome
by Kauai-kimo September 23, 2022
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Berserk fan syndrome

Also known as Souls-bourne fan syndrome, & DOOM fan syndrome

The term refers to individuals (commonly on reddit) who enjoy consuming edgy media not for the appreciation of the art but rather for a sense of superiority over those who don't consume or cannot handle it for personal reasons

These individuals are typically socially-unaware teenagers, with Berserk fans with this syndrome in particular making out-of-pocket rape jokes
Jimmy: Hey man, did you hear that Timothy got a restraining order for making a woman uncomfortable?
Johnny: Must be Berserk fan syndrome, really weird guy
by slowstroker94 August 21, 2024
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ISTC Syndrome

"But I love him!"
"No, you just met him! You have ISTC Syndrome"
by Ohfuckitsyou January 6, 2015
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death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.
by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023
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birkenstockholme syndrome

He was taken around the country by hippies but he fell in love with the lifestyle. He had birkenstockholme syndrome.
by Yukon Carnivorous April 1, 2024
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