A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.
"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."
"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
by Mark_J January 16, 2009
A Busta who happens to be a crybaby bitch. The Name is commonly used to refer to Snitches, Narcs, or a punk ass bitch ass nigga who owes you money
"I got accused of rape a couple of months ago, and that Bitch Ass Busta, Jamal didn't even back me up, and you already know me and that nigga were tag teaming that bitch"
"Man Fuck that Nigga Jamal. Let's go fuck that busta up
"Man Fuck that Nigga Jamal. Let's go fuck that busta up
by Edgar The Cow May 02, 2014
Someone who isn’t down and always cries about there pussy hurting. They claim it themselves when attempting a failed dunk
by Trevor oooo March 03, 2019
The man called the cops and snitched! He's a police ass bitch.
I don't fuck with police ass bitches.
Even if he had only thought of calling the cops, he is still a police ass bitch.
Remember, a police ass bitch can be anyone.
A police ass bitch is someone who tells others information that could cause problems for you.
Sometimes, a police ass bitch can be someone you don't like.
Teachers are often called police ass bitches.
I don't fuck with police ass bitches.
Even if he had only thought of calling the cops, he is still a police ass bitch.
Remember, a police ass bitch can be anyone.
A police ass bitch is someone who tells others information that could cause problems for you.
Sometimes, a police ass bitch can be someone you don't like.
Teachers are often called police ass bitches.
by MasterDFinal December 18, 2021
"Oh shit Peechi! You hitting tha door was ass-off laugh funny!!" squealed Monika.
"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.
"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.
by She Snailie _@_v September 24, 2004
This is usually meant for all the haters. If you hate someone just tell them "suck my ass" and they'll fuck off!
by yo chilllll September 14, 2014
Noun - you know who they are:
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything
they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything
they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser
motherlicker - Let's pop by cluck up for dinner.
c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?
motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!
c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?
motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!
by ssatanica April 11, 2009