Designated Shit Bathroom

The isolated, tucked away bathroom that you scout out when at someone else's house. It is the optimal place to dump your load when you're trying to avoid the embarrassment of the effects of a digestive explosion (smells, stains, etc.).

Bro 1: "Dude I need to take a ginormous shit but I don't want his hot sister to find out."

Bro 2: "Chillax, there's a Designated Shit Bathroom in the guest house."

by BigMike5387 September 24, 2010

Crazy Magic Shit

Crazy Magic Shit is when you can open automatic doors, or when your at the stop lights and you can switch them to be green insted of red or yellow...its also when you can open wheelchair doors : )

Did you see her open that automatic door?

Yea that was some Crazy Magic Shit!

by fancygirl1042 November 17, 2009

From Shit to Sugar

When you come from nothin' to somethin'. Start out Poor, but end up Rich.

"I never had a silver spoon in my mouth growin' up. I came from shit to sugar."

"I came from shit to sugar , from the ghetto to a gated community"

by slipperyslang June 13, 2017

shit-ass pants

The description of a person who has shit their pants, and it’s splattered all over their ass.

Tom: Look at Brian’s pants! Oh my god.

Jim: Oh my god, he has shit-ass pants

by JBJ69 May 17, 2020

Shitting on my game

(v) When a friend or another male interferes with your interaction with an girl. Usually by bringing the attention to himself by boasting or other means. Frequently occurs when the other male is jealous of your progress; an extremely douchey form of cockblock

John: So I finished that book you were telling me about

Linda: Yeah, isn't it great?

*Jack Enters*

Jack: Oh that book! You know that I actually worked with the author on a short story!

*Linda diverts attention to Jack*

Linda: Oh? What is he like?

John: Stop shitting on my game, Jack

by Kugelblitz November 16, 2012

shit of a thousand horses

you would use this saying when something is really bad. Like bad bad or smells bad.

Example one: Girl: I was going to go out with my friend tonight, but she canceled.
Girl 2: Isnt that just shit of a thousand horses. Example two: Guy: Oh my god did you smell that guys cologne!!!! Guy 2: Yes it smelt like shit from a thousand horses!!!

by Paula Genosick June 20, 2008

Alabama shit sock

When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.

person 1: what you do last night

person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock

person 1: atta boy

by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020