touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock

People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023

Cock

A male chicken

Synonym: Rooster

I hunted a cock and cooked it and made some leftovers

by Homebyland August 16, 2023

Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023

Cock and the balls

You see when a man and woman have a very sensational time they'll spawn either a F or a M and the M is what is carrying the cock and the balls: the spawn point of all

Did you see the overly sized cock and the balls, yea they're mine

by Cock and the balls November 22, 2021

Black cock in the ass

Black cock in the ass

“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Black cock in the ass

Yes

“Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*

by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021