Ultra rare giant Asian cock

Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.

Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*

by Big dikker January 15, 2024

cock watchman

a gay security guard

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

Saeko Futa Cock

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by AstronomicaIl January 18, 2024

cock muncher

someone who munches on cocks

hey look at that cock muncher over there just munching that guys nob off

by Klepzeiker January 19, 2024

king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie

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by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024

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by GYM2Quick January 20, 2024

Xtra Cock

When a person kisses ass or goes the extra mile for the boss.

When the boss showed up at LaGuardia airport the foreman were sucking xtra cock

by PatchGuy January 23, 2024