sex.

…..the way to make the most annoying things on the planet (children)

not you looking up “sex.” on urban dictionary just to read smut… horny bitch

by dementedbunny.ISSUAH$/7:8/ August 3, 2022

sex

fun e-word to use

friend1: hey guess what
friend2:whet
friend1: sex
friend2:GHHHGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAGHAGHGHAGHAGHGHAGAGHGSHAGSAGH

by ur moms favorite dildo December 12, 2022

pavlik sex

When a man sits in the closet while a woman is cumming and moaning all over the bed. Then pavlikas jumps from the closet like a airplane and misses the pussy and puts in her leg and dies.

Mary: Fuck you lets go have pavlik sex
Donald: Yes please daddy

by nojussex May 28, 2021

Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

led sex

Led sex sex is when you have sex with strobe LED lights with someone with epilepsy until they have a stroke

Guy: wanna have sex?
Girl: I can’t I have epilepsy

Guy: we can have LED sex then
Girl: okay!

by LEDsex June 12, 2024

Sex

Something I did to your mom last night

I sex you

by Liquor_vodka December 18, 2022

Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.

"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"

by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020