Pulling a Ted

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.

Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh

by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020

Pulling a Cosby

Never ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.

Me: Im going to the apple store to buy a new laptop.
Them: What does your husband think?
Me: He doesnt know, Im going Pulling a Cosby.

by TwoFree January 27, 2015

Pulling a Hartwell

Where you lie on a recording or message of some kind to get out of something like Walter Hartwell White did from the hit show breaking bad in season 5 episode 7, "Say my Name".

Did you see that message he sent to the teacher? So fake.

I know right? He's totally pulling a Hartwell!

by baking brea August 24, 2022

Pulling an Austin Worthington

1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.

"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"

by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011

Bavarian Pull

Unlike the Dutch rudder, 2 men grab each other's dicks, and grab the arm holding their dick. Both men try to furiously jack each other off, while trying to stop the other person jacking them off. Whoever cums first loses.

That party was hilarious! Bob was drunk as shit, and gave sam a Bavarian pull, and lost!

by Evil-Baker October 27, 2023

pulled a paul

the act of accidentally blowing up an infrared bulb and frightening the shit out of the classroom

Oh no! That middle eastern man just Pulled a Paul in the subway!

by megulisright January 11, 2018

Pull a KuSh

To instantly hate, or reject, a former friendship.

Andrew: Hey man how you doing?
Samuel: Shut up
Andrew: Oh so you wanna be like that now?
Samuel: Don't pull a kush on me dude, I'm on the phone just talking to my girl right now.

by mckadoo November 28, 2013