HELP, HELP ME!

If someone is yelling this, they are completely fine and need no assistance

Giovanni: HELP, HELP ME!

Drew:Nah, You chillin

by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 26, 2024

I got the item on me

A more subtle way to refer to drugs

“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods”

by That smart nigga January 27, 2024

PRESSIN ME

To continuously ask someone about information you want to know for your advantage

mishaun: so who were you otp with last night
me: Nb why you pressin me

by Yourdadtextmehey January 27, 2024

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

Me

Just a normal human i guess?

N O . Because the word "Me" cannot be used in a sentence.

by JendaTh3Drawer January 27, 2024

me

refers to us mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

this is me

by HAT'S YOUR HANDLE January 31, 2024

Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.

Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024