deario deari me

when you realise again and again
nothings ever entirely up to you
or in your hands
or plannable

or foreseeable

"deario deari me, i might forever be tied in the basement."
"deario deari me, he said I was beautiful. what i'd give to witness what happens if i start believing it!"
"deario deari me, why can i not help myself?"

by Krkič June 24, 2019

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Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet

(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.

by Groogy poogy May 6, 2018

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Mr. Feed me

A fat cat that loves milk, fish, and sleep. He's pretty calm and won't do much to stop him from petting you. He is ok with dogs that he is familiar with, but in any other case he murders. He's the oldest out of his siblings and takes care of hem, but he will steal their food the first chance he gets. "Does he poop in a liter box" No, he poops in any yard except the owners which is good, but at the same time bad when your neighbors find his poop on their new door-mat. In conclusion, Mr. Feed me's are the best kind of cats :)

I love Mr. Feed me. He is the BEST CAT EVER AND HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CATS

by teardvrpz April 9, 2022

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Break me off

Sex that's so passionate, the man's penis gets broken in the offing.

She came so hard, she broke him off. And though he didn't show it, he was proud. But later when he went home, he showed he was hurting and he went to see a doctor. But he added that notch to his belt. Prior to the whole experience, the two had playful conversation, and he, feeling she may think him too arrogant, tried to play off what he was saying, by saying it in a by the way type manner, as he said girl you gunna break me off tonight. He apparently was successful because she laughed.

by Archieb September 13, 2023

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