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by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 27, 2017

Birthday Cock

Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)

Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!

Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?

Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.

by SovietMcDonalds November 26, 2018

Cock Pit Parking

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".

I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.

by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014

Cock spinner

A very annoying person mainly midgets 😂

Will u cock spinner go away

by Long Wong gurl June 02, 2019

Vomit cock

When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.

Joel: "yo, did you hear Oli got vomit cock last night"
Dan: "k"

by BirdShitter January 07, 2016

Cock Tucker

a guy who identifies and acts as a female.

Laurence is a cock tucker like that Bud Light spokesman, Dylan Mulaney

by totc1 July 19, 2023

closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

by Pseudos January 03, 2019