When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
by Warsaw Knuckles October 09, 2022
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ball shaker

When a male sits naked on top of a washing machine on its spin cycle
Bro, I was kinda horny the other day so I did a ball shaker
by ChileConCarter April 11, 2020
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Scammer balls

by Jason Pike October 14, 2019
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Skeaze Ball

A complete jerk and douche. Usually found in ghetto places hanging around the pay phone.
This guy took my ring after he broke up with me. He's such a skeaze ball.
by williwonka November 29, 2011
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Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.
Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
by Pseudonaut July 02, 2013
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