I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

Face card

Face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful. Everyone can be subjectively beautiful and everyone has at least one person who will match with them in the world and finds them subjectively beautiful. But face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful.

Eg: Angelina Jolie is not just a face card she is a face economy

by Dephazz85 March 30, 2024

Face Rapist

A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.

Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!

by LordJenal March 30, 2024

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Baby face

When I guy cums on a female face. Another word for (facial), (cumshot), etc.

Matt gave his girl a “baby face” for her birthday

by DaddyDawg87 June 9, 2022

No face

Made from the Foundation by the Probyn Family.

No Face
- When someone hasn’t had head in a while it really means, they have not kissed anyone really.

Hey gang I got mad head last week

Shit bro I havnt had any in months

Damm bro. No face

by Dom’s inventions June 15, 2022