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Brown Pull

When you shit into your hands and then jack off using the shit as your lube
Eddie: "where's Glen gone"
Adam: "he's down in the toilets having a brown pull"
by Manson81 October 12, 2022
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Pulling a fatjew

The act of sniping/stealing (aggregating) another person's content without said person's prior consent or deliberatly lacking adequate citation in an attempt to credit the content's creator.

Unless, of course, said thief is approached in masses to credit a content's op in light of being offered a contract to write a book, even though the thief has probably never read an entire book without the forced intervention of an education supervisor (teacher).
"My girlfriend is so funny. Look at all these hilarious memes she's texting me."

"Dude, she's totally pulling a fatjew on you... I saw that on tumblr 3 months ago. Your gf is lame af."

"Why are you on tumblr? You're 31?"

"That's not the issue in question here, Jack!... Focus, for cripes sake."
by SirAsshat January 17, 2016
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Pulls

Masturbating at the same time you are doing a poo, pulling and pushing simultaneously
I didn’t have time for a poo and a wank so I just had a pullsh to save some time
by @Marmaladememes January 2, 2019
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Pulling an RBG

An unfortunate maneuver by which an elderly public servant, inspired by a perception that they are uniquely capability of championing their ideological cause, refuses to relinquish their position as they dismiss legitimate concerns about their health. The completion of the maneuver entails the untimely death of the public servant by natural causes, resulting in the partial or total rollback of meaningful reforms, policies, etc., which the person had dedicated their life to establishing.
Joe is pulling an RBG. This dude's gonna be toast by Halloween and then we're really gonna be up shit creek without a paddle.
by Morty Bridges July 8, 2024
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Fireman’s Pull

When trying to stimulate a man but with intent not to orgasm, the partner slowly and gently pulls the entire length of the shaft of the penis
“ hey baby, while we’re in the movie theater give me a fireman’s pull a few times so I’ll be ready for you later”
by Joe Bloker May 19, 2019
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Pulling a Lochlan

Pulling a Lochlan is the act of intentionally gaslighting another constituent whilst actively engaging in anal intercourse with them.
Person 1: My goodness, I can't take all this rubbish coming from your mouth. You're pulling a Lochlan.
Person 2: Shit!!!
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pulled a jeremy

pulled a Jeremy is the act of either slapping the air or fake slapping someone and the slap somehow hit you instead.
"Woah dude look here he just pulled a Jeremy"
by bambaby07 June 6, 2022
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